Win 98 beats Linux.
Monday, July 31st, 2006I spent quite a while in the mid-90s with Linux as my primary desktop. Why? Because it got the job done — it worked well on the rather odd i386 based machine I had and it did everything I needed in the internet oriented business I was in. Linux always seemed to be able to take an otherwise throwaway box and turn it into something useful.
I fired up an old IBM thinkpad for the first time this evening. Windows 98 refused to do that network thing (though it did the last time it was powered up). Fine. Whatever. Wrestling ancient MSFT operating systems is not something I have the patience for.
Might as well grab a Linux Live CD and try to make this thing useful.
First, I tried Ubuntu. It seems popular and the last time I tried it on this machine, it worked.
Not so much anymore. “Your system has too little RAM, entering low memory mode.”. Yeah — it only has 64MB. Nothing compared to modern systems, but Linux used to be really good at taking even more comparatively ancient systems and making ‘em useful. Ubuntu basically dropped me at a terminal prompt with no clues as to what to to do next.
OK. Fine. A google search for a Live CD list revealed FrozenTech’s Live CD List.
Sure — I grabbed the first one. SLAX, killbill edition. KillBill includes stuff that might run some of the ancient windows crap still on the laptop.
Yeah — that god awful yellow screenshot is actually what the desktop looks like! Why, exactly, does the Linux community feel it necessary to bitch about the Windows UI while simultaneous copying the look and feel and then turning around and slapping a bright yellow coat of paint on top?
I mean — sure — I get the movie reference. It is actually quite well done for what it is. But a SCREAMINGLY BRIGHT YELLOW BACKGROUND is not pleasant to stare at.
As soon as I touched the mouse (well, the angry red knobby thing in the middle of the keyboard), the CD drive started chugging away. I can’t actually tell if the OS is going to launch something. Maybe so, maybe not.
At this point, Win98 is still more functional and useful on this laptop. The local install of Ubuntu doesn’t do any kind of windows in an obvious fashion and SLAX seems to be highly focused on exercising the system’s drive(s).
While none of ‘em can communicate with the network — though, sadly, both Ubuntu and Win98 could the last time I booted them — at least Win98 actually pretends to interact with the user.
Update: Woot! 30 minutes after writing this, SLAX has presented me with “Soundserver — the KDE Crash Handler”. Of course, the system is thrashing so badly that interaction is impossible, but I’m happy to see that the system can draw a window on screen more than a half hour after first boot.
Sigh. And this is supposed to be a relatively minimalistic Linux, at that.
Maybe I should go find a distro from 8 years ago.





