Today, Sony announced the HDMS-S1D “Digital Photo Album”. A standalone box that can read from various flash cards, has an internal 80GB drive for buffering photos, a CD/DVD burner and can play “professional quality” slide shows (whatever that means).
A pretend question/answer session:
Q: Can it play audio?
A: Yes — it comes with 30 pre-loaded tracks that can be used as sountracks for slideshows.
Q: No, can it play my music?
A: You can load up 5 songs from your own CDs!
Q: Uh… No. Can it play any of the 16,796 tracks I have ripped from my CDs (which are buried in the garage) or purchased from iTunes or AmazonMP3?
A: No.
Q: OK — spiffy network port. Can it play or stream video?
A: No.
Q: Mmmm-kay. Can I publish my photos to Flickr or, even, some Sony’s own proprietary Sony ImageStation site?
A: No… but you can burn photos to CD, DVD, or write them to Flash media!
…btw: we shut ImageStation months ago and will take it offline by February ‘08…
Q: Let me rephrase– Can I share photos of my son’s birthday / first concert / first lost tooth / first bike ride / big finds in the woods / first day of school with family that is 2,500 miles away in less than 3 days without paying an arm or a leg for shipping?
A: Well… You could buy them a plane ticket and get them into your living room faster.
Q: Right — I’ll count that as “No”. Now, the slide show does look really good. Totally dig the face recognition. Given the rest of the features and assuming I hadn’t already solved this problem, I’d pay $100 for such a device. Sound about right?
A: No. That’ll be $400, pleeze. Kthxbai.
What the hell is Sony smoking?
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